hello my followers!
here is a shout-out to my fans spanning the globe!...
okay, maybe not the globe.
dog and i haven't figured out world domination quite yet, so let me rephrase:
here is a shout-out to my many fans spanning the US of A..
california, colorado, new york, or just here in florida, just know that this babe loves YOU.
speaking of dog...
yes, that is her..by my side..sleeping..i think.
mum caught her in the act just yesterday morning while i was taking a nap.
i am told that this happens often while i am asleep, apparently it was a good idea to sneak dog some snacks.
her allegiance has been won...success!
well, to bring you to speed:
wednesday, was doctor day...note to self?
ALWAYS. HATE. DOCTOR DAY.
in case you are wondering, i now weigh a total of 11 pounds 2 ounces and measure an astounding 23.5 inches long!
according to the doctor, mum is in for a real treat because, i most likely will be skipping crawling and going straight into walking!
i already hold my own head up (as only superior babes do) and am studying the ways of communication.
grandma and great-grandma keep trying to get me to say something like "ahh-hooo"
mum says its garlic in spanish...i am confused by this.
at any rate, i will most likely be saying my first word around november, so:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUM!
i had my first "shot"..which really..REALLY stunk.
i really didn't know what they were, but i can assure you now i will never EVER forget what they are.
apparently napping at the doctors is dangerous.
i shall make a mental note to always be aware of my surroundings and never trust a lady in colorful smocks.
nice try lady of bright colors, though you tried to distract me with your colorful clothing, it only worked for a second....you are lucky that i am healthy enough to pull through from this fiasco!
okay, exageration but mum says i handled it like a champ..and only cried for a little bit.
mum was a little teary-eyed, but being my favorite person that she is, she knew just what to do to make me feel better: lots of hugs and kisses!
what a great mum she is..
apparently, the shot was supposed to make me sleepy..
mum says i looked drugged...
nothing a good solid feeding won't solve..
BEAM ME UP MUMMY!
and so she did...and i felt much better!
later in the week, mum and grandma decided to go to the ellenton outlets to shop!
(i decided right away that i needed a consolation prize for being such a awesome babe at the doctors)
i stood my ground and stated that i wanted nothing less than a new purse...so i picked out an adorable dooney and bourke!
i think it will go so nicely with all of my clothes..
but mum says that i have to wait until i turn 5, when at least i will be able to carry my own purse.
it's a sad day when someone tramples your dreams of being a fashionista!
all i can do now is pray that when i turn 5, she will remember this little gem for my birthday gift...
i later discovered that i am an expert coupon clipper!
mum has started couponing to save a little money, and frankly, i am the best assistant!
here, look at me all assistant-like..helping sort the coupons..and..well...okay maybe i was napping..
but hey, it's the thought that counts right?
just so you guys know, i am planning to update the blog only once per week, so look to see updates on sundays!
apparently, mum has to do chores and housework during the week, and cannot blog AND care for my ever growing list of babe-like needs PLUS do all the rest of the chores..
maybe i could help out more around the house..
make a few less stinky diapers, aim my spit-up for the sink..that sort of thing.
or perhaps i can just eat, sleep, poop and toot like normal...
yeah, that sounds much much better...
anyway, i am due for a nightcap.
sleep well, and eat up my fans...
cheers and love from your babe!
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