hello!
i am bella the babe!
i am three weeks young and enjoying life outside the "womb-tomb".
i haven't got much to do; considering how i haven't figured out the walking process, so i figured:
"hey! why not blog about my life!".
(apparently i find myself very interesting)
anyway, i am interested in the adventure called " life"..well, actually i'm interested in food among other things...i just wanted my own space to express my thoughts...
despite what you think, as a babe, i have MANY.
i still live at home with my parents
(hi mum! hi dad!)
and,what they call, "dog".
i'm still not sure what that is, all i can make out of it is that it has lots of hair and seems to want to eat everything in sight...
i can relate.
so far, i enjoy doing three things:
-eating
-sleeping
-tooting
okay, maybe i enjoy other things, but for now, those are the top three.
yes, i know i said "tooting"..it is because mummy will not let me say the other word.
so far, i've discovered the beauty of the "warm wipee", and curse the times when my diaper is changed....except when mummy is singing the "clean the poopies" song...i do like that!
i like watching disney sing alongs.
this is my favorite...
.....for now.
mum thinks it's because of all the bright colors and music.
(i think she forgets that, at the moment, i am colorblind)
well, that's all for now..i am hungry (again!) and i hear mummy calling my name...
wait, maybe that was my stomach..
either way i am going to gorge myself.
...and perhaps sleep.... and toot.
maybe i can get "dog" to become my ally after eating.
i have a feeling we are going to need each other in the near future...
i'll need dog for height, dog will need me for opposable thumbs.
together, we will take OVER THE WORLD!....
or maybe the cookie jar..
eh, six to one; half dozen the other.
cheers!
or maybe the cookie jar..
eh, six to one; half dozen the other.
cheers!




You are an incredibly articulate young lady. Your intelligence exceeds your beauty and tooting. We look forward to your conquest of this world. You can't do any worse than the other worldly leaders. Just keep us in mind for positions in your new government and keep on tooting.
ReplyDeletethank you jsv913. i will take into account your flattery when i am deciding positions in government...you should know that i do accept bribery.
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